Finish the fight... Eventually

So, gamers across the country and around the world lined up to purchase Halo 3 at various midnight openings. I wasn't one of them. I didn't see any reason to spend hours waiting in the cold to pick up a game I won't even be able to play until this weekend. Instead, I grabbed it this afternoon. Still too early, but what the hell, I've got no willpower. I picked up the Legendary Edition, and have it sitting on my table.

So far, I can honestly say "It's shiny." The helmet is bigger than I expected. Not big enough to wear, of course, but rather sizable. Master Chief's helmet just sits there, silently taunting me. Suggesting "you don't need to meet your friends tonight. Stay here. Kill aliens. It'll be fun. No one has to know."

I will endeavor to show some restraint and willpower. I will not give into the geeky temptation. I shall overcome. Though it occurs to me that Metroid's Samus Aran and Master Chief would have some badass genetially engineered supersoldier babies. There's almost certainly some poorly written fanficiton about that.