My academic carrer as reached its pinnacle. So much so, that I am not sure there is any point in continuing.
Friday, I learned how to divide by zero.
I also learned how to define infinity, and divide by that, as well.
My math teachers have been lying to me for decades.
First, we are told we can not subtract a larger number from a smaller one. It simply cannot be done. Then we learn about negative numbers.
Next, we are told that it is simply not possible to find the square root of a negative number. Such an answer does not exist. Then we find out about complex numbers.
Through it all, we are told that we cannot divide by zero. Any number divided by zero is undefined. Friday, I learned about L'Hospital's Rule (pronounce Low-Bee-Tall).
I feel... powerful.
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We need shirts that say, "Dividing by zero since 1693."
Also, doesn't "1696" look like a pictograph for a really complicated Kama Sutra position?
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