Evidently this is a new record for snowfall in a single month. The official measurement is 59.8 inches for December. Five fucking feet of snow in a month. I think about 55 inches of that has fallen in the last two weeks.
I hate every damnable inch of the stuff. I seem to spend every day shoveling. There is simply nowhere else to put it.
I give up. I am going to Arizona. The problem is that my car is buried because of the snowplows, so I will have to walk.
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Let us ride in a palanquin, instead. I will hear none of your negativity. "But, I'll get cold!", indeed. "Hogwash", says I, "We will keep warm by wrapping ourselves in [very] temporary virgins and the skins of any who dare to deny us." Hmmm... I'm warm, now. This imperialistic dreaming keeps my cockles just the right temperature.
We can be plenty warm if we are carried in the cabin, rather than one of those relegated to carrying such a conveyance. Staying in the cabin would also make it easier to enjoy the fresh roadside virgins we encounter.
We should bring a docter. If only I knew where to find one... preferably one that would help us spot [temporary] virgins and help entertain them after we've 'pruned the flowers'... Where o where would we find such a person?
I said the same thing about Arizona my dear Zombie, however one small problem, theyve been getting snow down there to. Its everywhere, there is no escape.
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