This morning, a bit of ennui made its presence felt. To combat such boredom, I decided to create a new band in Rockband, and try to conquer the world.
I can already complete most of the guitar tracks on expert. So, to challenge myself, I decided to play guitar and sing simultaneously. There are three problems with that:
1) It can be a bit difficult to sing whilst playing. I have a new appreciation for bands that successfully implement such an arrangement. But, with a little patience, I am sure I can manage to get my mouth and hands working in concert toward beneficial ends (nudge, nudge, know what I mean, say no more).
2) I actually don't know the lyrics of most of the songs. The songs are familiar enough for me to recognize when played, but my vocals contained a lot of "hmmm hrrrrm aaah you got another thing coming."
3) I can't carry a tune in a bucket with an armed security escort. I think my singing might be similar to something like a walrus in heat. I have no idea what a walrus in heat sounds like, but I can't imagine a randy walrus sounds pleasant to anything other than additional randy walruses (walri?).
Even with those obstacles, I managed to have fun. I did well enough on a predictable selection of songs. Weezer, The Clash, Stone Temple Pilots, and other songs leaning toward the simple side of the lyrical spectrum.
Still, James Hetfield has nothing to worry about from my musical prowess (only 30% completion. Once the vocals started, I was done.).
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Yes, Weevil, I know James Hetfield play rhythm guitar, not lead. But it was the only group I could think of with a singer who played guitar. Pearl Jam? Nope. Soundgarden? Not lead. STP? No. Rush? I have no idea.
I nearly fell over laughing when I saw this comment, as the only reason I saw it was that I had come here to tell you that you should not feel so bad - You're trying to replace James AND Kirk alternately.
PS. Geddy Lee is the bass player and singer for Rush.
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