I don't understand. Perhaps I'm just not wired the same as most guys. Over the past couple of weeks, I have been in situations that, possibly, could have been parlayed into some sort of sexual action. Each time, at least when I was aware of the circumstance, I elected not to pursue that course of action. Each time, the epic dry spell was made to continue. Each time, I would do the same thing over again.
I mentioned this to Weevil. I suggested that a smoother man may have been able to take advantage. Weevil suggested that it may indeed be true, but that level of smoothness includes a level of assholishness and disregard that I do not possess. Nor does he believe I will ever be able to attain the appropriate level of genuine bastard.
It is heartening to know that the person whose opinion I value most has such high esteem for my character. I make good friends.
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My only objection to your dryspell lasting so long is that I think it would do you alot of good to get out of it. However after you explained to me the situation I am glad that you did not compromise yourself for some action.
You are "good friends", boom. Many of them in one huge, huge, masculine body. If i liked dudes, you would have been off the market years ago.
Compromise if evil. Necessary (sometimes) but still the work of devils and women. Both of which are also decidedly evil, in the sense that that which is incomprehensible must be evil. Yeah, I still live in a dark age of my own creation.
Oh, and I totally exclude your mom from this generalization about broads.
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