It occurs to me that Sky and Thumper having an army of contagious children could have some truly nefarious potential. Imagine the devastation that could be wrought with a relentless surge of sniffling children. They are walking germ factories. Walking WMD's, they are.
I could rule the world! But what would I do with the world once I had it? I have nowhere to put the damn thing.
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Allow me to correct you on a point here Mr. Zombie. My one little atom bomb never got the sniffles or a cough. She is the only perfectly healthy one among us. You might want to direct your attention over to Thumper's walking militia of germs.
Also, Ive been saying it for years. Children are the original Germ Warfare. All you need is one sick child and you can take out whole buildings.
OK, so she would be the decoy. Send her in, people drop their guard. Then, rounding the corner a hundred yards behind her is Thumper's infectious brood. We need to see where this takes us.
Zombie, Zombie, Zombie. Of course you know hat to do with the world once you've taken it over... Hand the reign to me. I will at that point desist in my new, and nefarious, habit. If, that is, twice can be called a habit. I really do feel bad about that first time. The second... maybe I'm getting better at it, I don't know.
Is it a habit, or a hobby?
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